Political Quotes from Various Politicians

[GWDGuy]

* "I resent your insinuendoes."

* "No man is an Ireland."

* "If we don't make some changes, the status quo will remain the same."

* "We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world."

* "If Lincoln were alive today, he'd roll over in his grave."

* "We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report."

* "Candidly, I cannot answer that. The question is too suppository."

* "Outside of the killings in Washington DC, we have one of the lowest crime rates in the nation."-- Marion Berry

* "Let's jump off that bridge when we come to it."

* "To be demeanored like that is an exercise in fertility."

* "I deny the allegations, and I defy the allegators."

* "If somebody's gonna stab me in the back, I want to be there."

* "When you're talking to me, keep your mouth shut."

* "Let's do this in one foul swoop."

* "I want to thank each and every one of you for having extinguished
yourselves in this session."

* "We'll run it up the flagpole and see who salutes that booger."

* "I would like to take this time to reirritate my remarks."

* "The average age of a 7 year old in this state is 13."

* "I hate to confuse myself with the facts."

And these are the leaders of our Nation????

* "We have a permanent plan for the time being."

* "Family planning has many misconceptions."

* "The people in my district do not want this highway bypass, no
matter if it goes through or around the city."

* "My knowledge is no match for his ignorance."

* "As long as I am in the Senate, there will not be a nuclear suppository in our state."

* "These numbers are not my own; they are from someone who knows what he's talking about."

* "People planning on getting into serious accidents should have their seat belts on."

* "In 1994, Americans stand on the horns of an enema."

[MandyJay]

Hee! Like it - they could only come from the mouths of politicians ...